The Vend-o-Trifle:: with complimentary spoon(ing)

It's a well known fact that 99.999% of the worlds population finds trifle irresistible. (I say that's a well known fact but most people seem to disagree with me when I mention it. Perhaps it's not that well known after all).

My idea is to take trifle and add it to that marvel of the engineering world, the vending machine. Imagine the scene, you've just got off the train after a hard day at the carrot factory and you fancy a bite to eat before the long walk home. You could go for a chocolate bar but that's not very healthy. So what about a nice healthy cereal bar? Well yes that would be a healthy choice but because nobody else buys them those that are available where last restocked in 1942.

This is where the vend-o-trifle would come in. It's healthy (because of the fruit) refreshing (mmmmmmmmm, custard) the jelly gives it the comedy factor and, best of all, each trifle would come with a free plastic spoon.

I think people have had their doubts about my ideas in the past but there is absolutely no way on earth that anybody could disagree with the awesomeness of this one.